At work, when I'm supposed to be labelling books or downloading bibliographic records for "Franklin and the Babysitter" I'm taking neglected voumes off the shelves, mending their spines with a hot glue gun and replacing their grotty covers with fresh plastic.

At home, when I'm supposed to be studying information retrieval (Boolean logic, Truncation, vector processing). I'm researching jobs in 2 states, and investigating Theological colleges...
Heartsick
I'm also missing my best friend in Indonesia. Usually she comes to visit about this time of year, but she's managed to get herself a boyfriend in Micronesia of all places, which requires nearly a weeks wait in Guam.

The onlytime she answers my emails is when I write something extremely shocking/surprising/silly in the subject field of my email.
Hmmm, maybe Mike's recent news will work...;)
Does anyone have any suggestions for what to write to Heidi to get her to reply?
(Last time I pretended to be in an internet cafe in Bandung, Indonesia)
Suggestions welcome....